A New Collection of Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock !
Who’s There ?
Hatch.
Hatch who ?
Bless you and cover your mouth next time.
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Knock Knock !
Who’s There ?
Doughnut.
Doughnut Who ?
Doughnut ask, its a secret.
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Knock Knock !
Who’s There ?
With.
With who ?
With whom !
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Knock Knock !
Who’s There ?
Marry.
Marry Who ?
Marry me.
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Knock Knock !
Who’s There ?
Boo.
Boo who ?
Stop crying you little baby !