1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
4. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Dinner is on me!”
7. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
8. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
9. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!