1. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
King Neptune!
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
3. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
5. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
7. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician!
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!