1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
6. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
7. I told my computer I needed a break.
Now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads!
8. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
9. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
10. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right