1. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
2. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me “Not responding” messages.
3. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you…”
4. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He needed space.
10. I would tell you a joke about UDP,
but you might not get it.