1. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
2. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
7. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs!
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
9. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!