1. Why do elephants never use computers?
They’re afraid of mice!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
3. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
A sourpuss!
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
6. Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they would be called bay-gulls!
7. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
8. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10. Why don’t ants get sick?
They have tiny ant-bodies!