1. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
3. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
5. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. What did one hat say to the other hat?
“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
8. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
9. What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Dinner is on me!”
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!