1. What do you call a mushroom that plays video games?
A fun-gi!
2. Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To get to the other side-scrolling game!
3. Why did the Mario character break up with his girlfriend?
She was too clingy!
4. What do you call a gamer who is also a magician?
A spell-checker!
5. What do you get when you cross a video game with a pair of shoes?
High score sneakers!
6. Why don’t video games go to the gym?
Because they already have all the cheat codes!
7. Why did the gamer quit his job?
He wanted to level up his life!
8. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
9. Why did the gamer cross the street?
To get to the arcade on the other side!
10. What do you call a video game that’s based on a hotdog stand?
Sausage Royale!