1. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
Because it made him too jumpy!
2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
4. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill!”
5. Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in the clouds!
6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
7. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
8. Why did the crab never share?
Because he was shellfish!
9. What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slowpoke!
10. How do you know if a panda is having a bad day?
When he’s bam-BOO-zled!