1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi to be with!
3. What do you call two guys hanging on a curtain?
Kurt and Rod!
4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
10. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!