1. Why did the police officer arrest the thief who stole his computer?
Because the thief couldn’t resist the Ctrl + Alt + Del!
2. How did the thief escape from the police station?
He stole the keys to the jail cell and unlocked himself!
3. Why did the thief steal the calendar from the police station?
He wanted to see if he had any free days coming up!
4. Why did the police officer get mad at the thief who stole his flashlight?
Because he wanted to shed some light on the situation!
5. How did the police officer catch the thief who stole his badge?
He used his own badge as bait!
6. Why did the thief break into the police station?
He heard that the cops had a lot of doughnuts!
7. Why did the police officer arrest the thief who stole his car?
Because he was driving him crazy!
8. How did the thief escape from the police officer chasing him?
He used his ninja skills and disappeared into thin air!
9. Why did the thief steal the policeman’s lunch?
He thought it was a “cop” out meal!
10. How did the police officer catch the thief who stole his donut?
He put out a “glaze trap” and caught him red-handed!