1. Why did Sonic go to the casino?
He had a gambling problem!
2. Why did the gamer get lost in the forest?
He couldn’t find the start button!
3. Why do video game characters always wear the same clothes?
They can’t afford to change outfits!
4. Why did the gamer call his pet turtle Koopa?
He was a Super Mario fan!
5. Why do gamers make terrible teachers?
They always press A to skip the dialogue!
6. Why did the gamer quit playing chess?
He kept trying to move the pieces with his controller!
7. Why did the gamer join the army?
He wanted to get better at shooting games!
8. What do you call a gamer with no thumbs?
A button masher!
9. Why did the gamer go to the movie theater?
He wanted to see his favorite video game character on the big screen!
10. Why don’t game developers like ghosts?
They’re too hard to program!