1. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
2. I asked the internet for a good joke, and it replied,
“404 Joke Not Found.”
3. Why did the programmer go broke?
Because he couldn’t find a gigabyte!
4. How does a computer take a break?
It presses the space bar!
5. What do you call a group of musical hackers?
A bandwidth!
6. Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
It had too many apps-sessions!
7. Why did the computer always win at tennis?
Because it had a killer backhand!
8. How do computer programmers eat their meals?
In bytes!
9. What do you call a funny website?
A hilarious-HTML!
10. How did the computer know it was in love?
It couldn’t get its circuits out of her mind!