1. Why don’t video game characters ever go to school?
Because they already have too many “life” lessons!
2. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I play video games by button mashing.
3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful gamer?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a group of musical gamers?
A bandicoot!
5. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
6. How do you comfort a friend who lost in a racing game?
You tell them to just “wheel” with it!
7. Why don’t gamers trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
8. I tried to make a pun about gaming,
but I was too joystick to come up with one.
9. Why did the gamer break up with their console?
It just couldn’t keep up with their high-speed internet connection!
10. What’s a gamer’s favorite type of bread?
Nintendo Toast! It’s always a hit at breakfast.