1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
4. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
6. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
8. Why did the elephant go to the cinema?
To see a trunk show!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!