1. Why did the cricket team go to the bank?
To get their balance!
2. What do you call a cricket match that’s fixed?
A crickety deal!
3. How do cricket players stay cool in the summer?
They stand next to their fans!
4. Why was the cricket team always in trouble?
Because they kept getting caught in a sticky wicket!
5. What did one cricket ball say to the other?
“Don’t bounce, they might think you’re nuts!”
6. Why did the cricket player go to jail?
Because he was caught behind!
7. What do you call a cricket player who doesn’t like to share?
Selfish Alastair Cook-ie!
8. Why don’t cricketers make good comedians?
Because their jokes are always way off the pitch!
9. What’s a cricket player’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good spin!
10. Why did the cricket ball go to school?
To improve its bowling knowledge!