1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his arguments!
2. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three—one to change it, and two to deny it ever needed changing in the first place.
3. Why did the politician go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues!
4. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding one who isn’t hiding something!
5. Did you hear about the politician who was so boring?
People voted for him just to make him stop talking!
6. Why don’t politicians ever go on vacation?
Because they’re afraid of getting caught taking a break from doing nothing!
7. Why did the politician cross the road?
To kiss up to the other side, of course!
8. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter ‘F’!
9. Why was the politician always calm during debates?
He had a vested interest in keeping his cool—his hairpiece
was glued on too tight to risk any sudden movements!
10. Why don’t politicians ever play chess?
Because they can’t handle the concept of thinking more than one move ahead!