1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
5. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
7. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
8. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
9. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
10. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.