1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
4. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
5. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands like everyone else.
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
9. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
10. Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
11. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too low.
She seemed surprised.
12. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
13. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
14. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
15. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space!