1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
7. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
8. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!