1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Did you hear about the politician who lost the election?
He’s trying to make a comeback, but it’s a tough race.
He keeps getting stuck in the past!
3. How do politicians stay cool during a debate?
They use political fans!
4. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!
5. What’s a politician’s favorite type of math?
Election-tion-tion!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems,
just like a political campaign!
7. Why do politicians make terrible baseball players?
Because they’re always swinging both ways!
8. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate?
Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
9. Why did the politician go to the bank?
To check his balance, of course!
10. What do you call a politician who’s not honest?
A rare find!