1. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they’re always running for office!
2. Why did the politician go to art school?
Because he wanted to learn how to draw more favorable poll results!
3. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to change it and another to change it back again in the next election campaign!
4. Why was the politician such a great gardener?
Because they were always outstanding in their field… of promises!
5. Did you hear about the politician who was afraid of stairs?
He feared he might get caught up in a scandal!
6. Why did the politician cross the road?
To kiss the baby on the other side and gain some extra votes!
7. How do politicians exercise?
They jump to conclusions!
8. Why don’t politicians ever get lost?
Because wherever they are, there’s always someone to blame!
9. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election rally?
He wanted to raise his campaign promises to new heights!
10. What’s a politician’s favorite type of humor?
Spin comedy – where they can twist any situation into a joke that makes them look good