1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
King Neptune!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
5. Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
7. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels!
8. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
9. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!