1. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the game?
Because he heard the stakes were high!
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other in video games?
They don’t have the guts!
3. Why did the gamer go to art class?
Because he wanted to learn how to draw his own weapons!
4. Why did the tomato turn red while playing Mario Kart?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. Why don’t gamers ever go outside?
Because the graphics are terrible!
6. Why was the math book sad when playing video games?
Because it couldn’t count on the player!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field, especially in Farming Simulator!
8. Why did the gamer bring a broom to the computer?
Because he heard it had a lot of dust 2!
9. Why was the computer cold during the game?
Because it left its Windows open!
10. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi and everybody loved him in Super Mario!