1. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the video game store?
Because he heard the games were on the highest shelf!
2. How does a gamer count to 10?
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, New Game Plus.
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems,
but the gamer’s strategy guide was always by its side!
4. Why don’t gamers trust stairs?
Because they always try to take you down.
5. Why did the gamer cross the road?
To render the other side!
6. What’s a gamer’s favorite school subject? History, because it’s just like playing a really long strategy game with lots of DLCs!
7. Why did the console go to therapy?
Because it had too many buttons to process!
8. What’s a gamer’s favorite type of clothing?
The one with extra lives.
9. How does a gamer fix a broken tuba?
With a “Ctrl” “Z”!
10. Why don’t gamers play hide and seek with mountains?
Because the graphics are too good, they can’t blend in!