1. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the arcade?
Because he wanted to go to the next level!
2. What do you call a group of musical gamers?
A “bandicoot”!
3. Why did the console gamer go broke?
Because he couldn’t find the “save” button in real life!
4. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
5. What do you call a gamer who is always on time?
A “punctual”!
6. Why did the gamer go to therapy?
Because he had too many “issues” with his controller!
7. What did the gamer say to the pizza delivery guy?
“I don’t need a receipt; I’ll just save it in my inventory!”
8. Why do gamers make terrible thieves?
Because they always get caught “respawning”!
9. What’s a gamer’s favorite type of music?
“8-bit”!
10. Why did the scarecrow become a successful gamer?
Because he was outstanding in his field!