1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other in games?
Because they don’t have the guts!
2. Why was the video game developer always calm?
Because he had a lot of “control.”
3. What do you call a fish playing video games?
A cod!
4. Why did the scarecrow become a successful gamer?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. Why don’t gamers play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when everyone is camping.
6. Why do gamers hate nature?
Too many bugs.
7. How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer the dark for better graphics.
8. Why was the gamer so good at school?
He had all the right cheat codes!
9. Why did the game designer go broke?
Because he lost all his cache!
10. What does a gamer do before a big battle?
He “Warms up” his thumbs!