1. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the game?
Because they heard the stakes were high!
2. What’s a gamer’s favorite type of bread?
The “roll” playing kind!
3. Why don’t gamers trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
4. How do you comfort a grammar-obsessed gamer?
You tell them, “Don’t worry, it’s not ‘game over,’ it’s just ‘game grammar!'”
5. What’s a gamer’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal – because it’s so “gamer-rous”!
6. What do you call a gamer from France?
A “gamer-get!”
7. Why do gamers make terrible gardeners?
Because they can’t stop planting “Minecraft”!
8. How do you catch a squirrel in a video game?
Climb a tree and act like an acorn!
9. Why did the gamer bring a pencil to the arcade?
In case they had to draw their weapon!
10. What’s a gamer’s favorite element on the periodic table?
Xboxium!