Beggar : Sir, please give me 2 bucks …. I’ll take a cup of tea.
Gentleman : You’re alone, at least two cups of tea will be available at 2 bucks.
Beggar : Actually, I am not alone. My girlfriend will also take tea with me.
Gentleman : Wow! Not a single penny in your pocket, live by begging, yet have got a girlfriend !!
Beggar : No, sir. The girlfriend was with me beforehand. It’s she who got me down to this path.