1. Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills!
2. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
3. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
4. How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free?
He uses Claus-tarch!
5. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause!
6. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
8. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
9. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
10. Why did the Christmas tree go to therapy?
It had too many issues!