1. Why did the father make his son do push-ups before giving him dessert?
Because he wanted to make sure his son had some “jelly” in his arms.
2. Why did the father and son take a ladder to the grocery store?
Because they wanted to get high prices!
3. Why did the father and son build a model of the solar system?
Because they wanted to make a little universe for themselves.
4. Why did the father ask his son to help him build a shed?
Because he needed someone to “nail” down the job!
5. Why did the father and son wear sunglasses during their car ride?
Because they wanted to have a “bright” future together.
6. Why did the father and son dress up as pirates for Halloween?
Because they wanted to say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you my son?”
7. Why did the father and son go to the beach with a bucket and a shovel?
Because they wanted to make a sandcastle and “dig” their toes in the sand!
8. Why did the father and son play chess together every night?
Because they wanted to be “knight” in shining armor!
9. Why did the father tell his son not to trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
10. Why did the father and son decide to make a comic book together?
Because they wanted to have a “super” fun time!