1. “Netflix and spill: when you drop your popcorn
during a crucial plot twist.”
2. “Me: I’m going to watch just one episode.
Netflix algorithm: Haha, sure, one of fifty.”
3. “My Netflix recommendations are like my horoscope:
oddly accurate yet completely random.”
4. “Netflix: Are you still watching?
Me: Are you still judging?”
5. “My life is like a Netflix series: a mix of drama, comedy,
and a surprising amount of snacks.”
6. “Netflix: We think you’ll enjoy this show. Me:
I think you underestimate my ability to binge-watch anything.”
7. “Netflix: ‘Recommended for you.’ Me:
‘I’m sorry, did you just assume my genre?'”
8. “Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and a
ccidentally finish the entire series.”
9. “The Netflix loading wheel is the modern equivalent
of waiting for the microwave to finish.”
10. “If Netflix had a ‘skip intro’ button for real life,
I’d probably press it every Monday morning.”