A man was riding on a bus, minding his own business. A gorgeous woman started to breast feed her baby beside him. The baby was not not taking it.
So she said, “Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I’ll have to give it to this nice man next to us.”
Ten minutes later, the baby was still not fed.
So she said, “Come on, honey. Take it or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”
A few minutes later, the anxious man shouted out,”Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago !”