In court, the trucking company’s lawyer was questioning a farmer named Donald… Lawyer : Didn’t you say, at the moment of the accident, ‘I’m fine.’ Donald : Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had
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The Taste is Not So Good.
Two friends are talking.. 1st Friend : I would like to give something to Angela for valentines day. Please tell me what should I give ? I wanna give her such a thing which she
Read moreGirls are Like Examination.
Two friends are talking… 1st Friend : Girls are like examination of school to me . 2nd Friend : Why ? 1st Friend : Complex, not easily understood, a lot of questions, the answers are
Read moreThe Apple Size Should be Equal to the Size of Watermelon.
Son : Oh ! Why not the size of apple be equal to the size of watermelon . Dad : Why are you thinking like this ? Son : I can’t memorize the law of
Read moreThe Condition of the World is ‘Kerosene’.
1st Friend : The price of everything in the world has increased but why hasn’t the price of kerosene risen? 2nd Friend : The condition of the whole world is kerosene, so there’s no reason
Read moreThe Book is Very Exciting and Mysterious !
Rocky : Hey friend, I’m going on vacation to Hawaii. Could you please give me a good book which is full of excitement, mystery and adventure that I can spend a great vacation. Boltu :
Read moreOpen a Shop or Store – Tell this to your Friends.
Harry : What is your younger brother doing now ? David : A few days ago he opened a clothing store, now he is in jail . Harry : Why ? David : Because he
Read moreWhy don’t you tell me ?
Husband : Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm ? Wife : I don’t like to disturb you at the time of your work !!
Read moreWoman VS Man
Marriage Woman : Thinks that husband will change after marriage, but it doesn’t happen. Man : Thinks that the lover will remain the same even after marriage, but it doesn’t happen. Love Man : Every
Read moreA Collection of Knock Knock Jokes
A New Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Knock, Knock ! Who’s There ? Hatch. Hatch who ? Bless you and cover your mouth next time. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Knock Knock ! Who’s There ? Doughnut. Doughnut Who
Read moreWhy a Chicken Can’t be Tall Like a Giraffe ?
The egg would have broke by falling on the ground instantly and we could never eat eggs.
Read moreGoal is Scored on a Cricket Match.
Two drunks were watching a cricket match from the gallery. In the meantime the batsman hit a six. 1st Drunk : Oh ! What a goal. 2nd Drunk : Hey idiot, goal is not scored
Read moreSuperstition of a Thief .
Thief : Come on, hurry, the police are coming. Jump out of the window. Assistant : But master, we are on the 13 th floor. Thief : You ass ! Its not the time to
Read moreJob Interview.
Boss : We follow only two rules to appoint someone to a job. Candidate : What are rules, Sir ? Boss : Our second rule is cleanliness. Have you clean your shoe sole with the
Read moreWhy are You So Angry ?
One day Mr. Donald angrily returned home from the office. Mr. Donald’s Wife : What happened ? Why are you so angry today ? Mr. Donald : To whom I apply my anger, that employee
Read moreOne Day Leave – Office Jokes.
Employee : Sir, I want a one day leave. Boss : Why ? What happen again ? Employee : Sir, my grandfather… Boss : Again grandfather ? In the last three months you’ve taken four
Read moreTrain Journey of a Little Boy – Kids Jokes.
To go to New York a little boy and his father get up on a train. This is the first train journey of the boy. He was looking outside through the window of the train
Read moreGoal Post – Good Jokes For Kids.
Some neighbor kids were playing football in-front of Mr. Donald’s house. By viewing this he said to the kids, “Hello Kids, It’s good that you are playing, but be careful that the ball doesn’t hit
Read moreWeeding Ring – Good Humor
Salesgirl : Take back your ring, I can’t marry you. Because I love another person. Salesman : Who is that lucky guy ? Salesgirl (worried) : Why, will you kill him ? Salesman : Oh
Read moreTwo Students in a College . – Fart Jokes.
In college two students were attending a lecture and it was too boring…. Student 1 : Hey friend it’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. Student 2 : I know dear, I heard
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