Customer : Waiter, There’s a fly in my soup. Waiter : Don’t worry Sir, You don’t have to pay the extra bill for the fly !!
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Wife’s Dream . – Husband and Wife Short Humor
Wife : Last night I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband : I saw your dad paying the bill !
Read moreThis is Business.
Father : I want you to marry a girl on my choice. Son : No Father : The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son : Then ok Father goes to Bill Gates Father : I
Read moreI’m Trying to Cry, But… – Clean Jokes
My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out. What to do ? Answer : No problem. Just Imagine she has come back.
Read moreHappy New Year Gift for Parents – Short Funny Jokes.
For the new year, I don’t want any gift for myself. Only I want for my parents – a beautiful daughter in law !
Read moreLook Up The Sky and Tell Me What You See. – Really Funny Jokes
An educated son and his illiterate father went on a camping trip. They setup their tent and fell asleep. After a few hours father woke his son and asked… Father : Look up the sky
Read moreThe Biggest Lie – Super Funny Teacher Jokes
The teacher entered in to the class room a saw two students were arguing…. Teacher : Why are you arguing ? Student : We found a ten dollar note and decided to give it to
Read moreA Blonde Went to A Library – Dumb Blonde Jokes
One day a blonde walked in to a library and asked to the librarian… Blonde : Can I have a cheese burger, chicken fries and french fries ? Librarian : This is a library !
Read moreJust a Minute – Blonde Jokes
A blonde makes a phone cal to an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England ?” The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…” The
Read moreThe ability of Understand Women’s Mind . – New Year Jokes
Before the new year’s eve… An indulge monster came in-front of Ben… Ben : Who are you ? Monster : I’m an Indulge monster. I’ll fulfill your wish. What is your wish ? Ben :
Read moreI May not Marry You – BF and GF Jokes.
A conversation is going on between a boyfriend and a girlfriend…. Boyfriend : I think, I may not marry you. Girlfriend : Why ? Boyfriend : My family will not take this matter easily. Girlfriend
Read moreDon’t You See That I’m Still Alive ? – Funny Husband Wife Jokes.
Husband : Has anyone kissed you ever before marriage ? Wife : Once I went to a picnic . There’s a boy warn me by showing a knife – if I don’t let him kiss ,
Read moreMerry and Happy – Knock Knock Jokes.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Merry and Happy! Merry and Happy who? Mary Christmas and a Happy new year.
Read moreWhat’s Your New Year Resolution ?
Umm , basically I’ll use 1080 P !!!
Read moreFirst Rule of 2017 – Happy New Year Jokes.
The first rule of 2017 : “Never talk about 2016.”
Read moreSir, can I ask a question ? – Jokes for Students.
STUDENT : Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER : Yes! STUDENT : How do you put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER : I don’t know. STUDENT : It’s easy, you just open the
Read moreI’m not Father. I’m her Mother – Your Mom Jokes.
Person 1 : Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl ? Person 2 : It’s a girl . She’s my daughter. Person
Read moreWhat’s the Config of The Laptop – Girls Jokes.
Girlfriend : Hello baby, can I play GTA 5 on my laptop ? Boyfriend : What’s the configuration of your laptop ? Girlfriend : Its a pink color laptop !!!
Read moreHusband for Sale in A Store – Best Marriage Jokes.
A brand new shop has opened that sells husband …. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance : “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE !
Read moreJust Want You to Step Out . – A Funny Knock Knock Jokes
A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in a complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it. The knocks
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