Girlfriend and Boyfriend Pregnancy Jokes Girlfriend is telling her boyfriend Girlfriend : Marry me. Boyfriend : Why are you talking about marriage suddenly? Girlfriend : I’m pregnant. Boyfriend : Are you sure that the child
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Minus and Minus is Equal to Plus – Very Funny Math Jokes
Teacher and Student Math Jokes David came to class on late. Teacher of mathematics was taking the class. David ( standing in front of door) : May I come in sir? Teacher (with annoying) :
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Both Husband and Wife has GF and BF Michael and his girlfriend is on sitting in the park……… Girlfriend : Why are you keeping your beard ? If you shave your beard, it’ll be looked
Read moreWhen is your birthday ? – Funny Short Lawyer Jokes
Defendant and Lawyer Jokes A lawyer questioning a defendant Lawyer : When is your birthday? Defendant : July 15. Lawyer : What year? Defendant : Every year!
Read moreEvidence of A Loan – Logical Lawyer Jokes
A Lawyer’s Logic John : Mr. Lawyer, A few days earlier my neighbor Mr. Paul borrowed ten thousand bucks from me. But now he is not repay the loan. What do I do now? Lawyer
Read moreStay away from Stupid ! Funny Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer and Accused Lawyer : I got acquittal from the case for this time. But from now try to stay away from stupid people. The Accused : Of course, Sir. I’ll definitely try to stay
Read moreA Smart Girl With Car T-Shirt – Latest Jokes
Smart Girl With Car T-Shirt Funny Jokes A smart girl sat into the park wearing a t-shirt and a picture of car was painted just on the chest point of that t-shirt. Sitting a few
Read moreRhino’s Seven Calves – Funny Kids Jokes
Seven Calves of a Rhino A gentleman went to the zoo with his ten children. While visiting the zoo he found an officer and ask, ” Hello brother, I’ve heard a news that a rhino
Read moreNeeds to Say Every Words Twice ! – Comedy Jokes
Wives Have to Say Every Words Twice Keeping an eye on the newspaper, husband told to his wife Husband : Look, it is written on the newspaper that where husbands use on an average five
Read moreLittle Johnny Likes His Madam – A School Jokes
Little Johnny and His Madam Jokes Returning from school Johnny told his father . Johnny : Dad ! Today a new beautiful madam has joined to our school . Dad : Is it so? Johnny
Read moreA newly married couple – Dirty Funny Jokes.
Newly Married Couple Its 11 a.m. As one newly married couple are not being out from bride chamber, the parents of groom are a little worried because of not being come out to their newly
Read moreWhy Laughing ? – A Cute Jokes.
Couple Laughing Jokes If you see a newly married couple are laughing, everybody knows the reason why they are laughing. But if you see a ten years old couple laughing, everybody astonished ! Why they
Read moreWhat are you using to knock the door ? – Knock Knock Jokes.
Knock Knock Jokes of Husband and Wife A gentleman decided to test his willing power, to do this he would refrain from intercourse with his wife for three months. In spite of her disinterest the
Read moreDavid’s Mother – A Funny Military Jokes.
It is David’s Mother Army Training is going on into Army Training Academy … Officer Cadet asked to David : What is it in your hand ? David : Sir, it’s a gun …! Officer
Read moreAnimals Facebook Status – Great Jokes for Animal
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates, COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!” Cat: “My 7th child is asking who
Read moreA Funny Math Teacher Jokes
A Funny Math Teacher Jokes A Math teacher teaching his student (girl) that, Suppose you have 5 pieces of rose and I would give you 5 more, then you will have a total of 10,
Read moreBeautiful Holidays – Best office Jokes
Boss and Employee Office Jokes Employee : Sir, I need five days leave. Boss : Why ? You’ve just come back by spending ten days vacation. Employee : Sir, for my wedding. Boss : It’s
Read moreFake Notes – Funny Hilarious Jokes
Fake Note Printing Machine vs Rape Machine Searching into a house, police found a machine was printing fake notes. Police went near the guilty and said you are under arrest. Then he said to the
Read moreGood News – Funniest Jokes for People
Wife : Shall I say a word? Husband : Oh yes, of course; Tell. Wife : Won’t you beat me? Husband : What do you say, why will I beat you? Wife : Won’t be
Read moreDad, what does it mean sex ?
Six years old child came to his father and asked ” Dad, what does it mean sex ?” “Dad became quite worried and thought, The gimcrack curiosity on these facts misled our child in general
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