1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field… of social distancing!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug.
3. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
4. My dog told me a joke about quarantine…
but it was a bit “ruff” around the edges.
5. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
6. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
9. I started a band called 999 Megabytes.
We haven’t gotten a gig yet.
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!