1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my computer I needed a break,
and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
3. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
10. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.