1. Why don’t politicians ever read books about economics?
Because the last thing they want is for people to learn how to balance a budget.
2. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
Government Efficiency:
3. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another to change it back again.
4. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop announcing where you are!
5. What do you get if you cross a corrupt politician with a dishonest lawyer?
6. What’s the difference between death and taxes?
Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse.
7. What do you call a government that does nothing?
A representative democracy.
8. Why do political parties always throw the best parties?
Because they know how to work the crowd and get everyone in the same room to agree on nothing!
9. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.
10. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field and had plenty of straw-man arguments.