1. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when no one follows you!
2. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a politician who’s lost for words?
Rare.
4. Why don’t political rallies happen at sea?
Because there are too many waves!
5. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
To reach new heights in his arguments!
6. Why was the political campaigner always so relaxed?
Because he knew how to stay on point!
7. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter “f.”
8. Why did the politician cross the road?
To flip-flop on his position!
9. Why are all political jokes so funny?
Because they get elected every time!
10. Why did the politician go to the restaurant?
To get a pork barrel special!