1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a politician who tells the truth?
Unemployed.
3. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they’re always seeking votes.
4. How do you know when a politician is lying?
Their lips are moving.
5. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high spirits!
6. What’s a politician’s favorite kind of music?
Poly-ticks!
7. Why did the politician go to the bakery?
To butter up some voters!
8. What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a dishonest lawyer?
Chelsea.
9. Why did the politician go to space?
To find a black hole that could swallow all the scandals!
10. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.