1. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding one who actually wants to be found!
2. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’re too busy passing the buck.
3. Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because he had too many flip-flops and couldn’t find his stance!
4. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? Because he heard the polls were up!
5. Did you hear about the politician who was a good gardener? He knew how to plant seeds of doubt!
6. Why don’t politicians ever take a polygraph test? Because their pants would catch on fire!
7. Why did the politician cross the road? To shake hands with the chicken, kiss a baby, and promise better infrastructure on the other side!
8. How can you tell when a politician is lying?
Their lips are moving!
9. Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? So they could practice their winning smile!
10. Why don’t politicians ever make good DJs? Because they always skip the beats around the issues!