1. Why did the scarecrow run for office?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!
3. How do politicians stay cool in the summer?
They use a lot of political fans!
4. Why did the politician go to the bank?
To check his balance!
5. What do you call a group of musical politicians?
A jam caucus!
6. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate?
In case he needed to draw a line in the sand!
7. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
Because he wanted to raise the bar!
8. How do you know when a politician is lying?
Other politicians look interested!
9. What do you call a politician who’s good at math?
A statistician!
10. Why did the politician become a gardener?
Because he wanted to learn how to “weed” out the competition!