1. Why did the politician go to art school?
Because he wanted to learn how to draw new district lines!
2. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because he heard the polls were high!
3. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they’re too busy trying to change the world!
4. Why don’t politicians ever get lost?
Because wherever they are, they always know how to “spin” their way out!
5. Why did the politician sit on the clock during the debate?
Because he wanted to be on the “face” of time!
6. Why was the politician like a baseball player?
Because every time they opened their mouth, they were swinging for the fences!
7. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always flip-flopping!
8. Why did the politician bring a mirror to the campaign rally?
Because he wanted to see who really had the most votes!
9. Why did the politician become a gardener?
Because he heard that’s where all the “roots” of power lie!
10. Why did the politician bring a GPS to the debate?
Because he wanted to navigate through all the political twists and turns!