1. Why did the scarecrow run for office?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I asked my politician friend for some honest advice.
He told me to run for cover.
3. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because he wanted to take his campaign to the next level!
4. What’s a politician’s favorite snack?
Lobby popcorn!
5. Why do politicians make terrible DJs?
Because they can never stick to the same track record!
6. What do you call a group of politicians in a hot tub?
A “congress” of bubbles!
7. Why did the politician go to the bank?
To get his campaign finances in order!
8. How do you know when a politician is lying?
Their lips are moving.
9. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter “F”!
10. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding them when they’re needed!