1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
6. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
7. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
10. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
I guess it’s an escape key.