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- Why did the chicken cross the road during quarantine?
To get away from all the people who haven’t showered in days!
- I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers.
Times are rough!
- What do you call a person who stocks up on toilet paper?
A roll model.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms during a pandemic?
Because they make up everything!
- I finished Netflix today.
Yes, the whole thing.
- My spouse and I are doing well during quarantine.
We haven’t killed each other yet, so that’s a win!
- What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
The wurst-käse scenario.
- Quarantine has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We’re told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
- Why did the gym close down during quarantine?
It just didn’t work out.
- I asked my husband if he remembers what today is.
Scaring him is so much fun!
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