1. Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had too many streaming issues and couldn’t handle the pressure!
2. What do you call a movie buff who streams so much that they start dreaming in pixels? A stream-weaver!
3. Why don’t streaming platforms ever make good secret agents?
Because they always “buffer” at the most crucial moments!
4. Why was the streaming service always confident?
Because it had a “prime” subscription to self-esteem boosters!
5. What did the internet say to the streaming platform?
“You’ve got to be kidding me, you’re always streaming about your problems!”
6. How do you know if someone’s a true streaming aficionado?
Don’t worry, they’ll “Netflix and spill” all their favorite shows!
7. Why did the streaming platform break up with its partner?
Because it said, “I can’t handle this much buffering in our relationship!”
8. What’s a pirate’s favorite streaming platform?
Arrr…mazon Prime, of course!
9. Why did the comedian become a streamer?
Because they realized their jokes could “buffer” in front of a larger audience!
10. Why did the ghost sign up for a streaming service?
Because it heard there were plenty of “scream-worthy”
shows to binge-watch in the afterlife!