1. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? Because it made him too jumpy! 2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
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The Best Funny Animal Jokes on the Internet
1. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending. 2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. 3. Why do
Read moreBest Funniest Animal Jokes That Will Make You LOL
1. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car. 2. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band! 3.
Read moreJoke Frenzy: A Laugh-a-Minute Comedy Animal Jokes
1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide! 2. Why do elephants never use computers?Because they’re afraid of the mouse! 3. Why did the duck go to school?To learn how
Read moreTop 10 Best Sidesplitting Fun with Our Favorite Animals
1. Why did the dog cross the playground?To get to the other slide. 2. Why did the cow go to outer space?To see the moooon! 3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?A pouch potato.
Read moreTop 10 Animal Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
1. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot. 2. Why don’t koalas ever get sick? They’re bearly ever around people. 3. What
Read moreTop 10 Hilarious Animal Jokes That Will Leave You Trunk-ing
1. Why don’t elephants like to use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse. 2. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 3. What do you call a snake that works for
Read moreAnimals Facebook Status – Great Jokes for Animal
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates, COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!” Cat: “My 7th child is asking who
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